Now Goes The Post Off Chicken with Cocktail Unisex T-Shirt
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€26,95
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Now Goes The Post Off Chicken with Cocktail Unisex T-Shirt
€26,95
Incl. VAT plus shipping
Fits true to size to loose
Noch €45,00 bis zum kostenlosen Versand!
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Freshly printed for you 🌿
🌿 100% robust cotton*
👕 Loose, straight unisex fit
👉 Best to compare with your favorite shirt using the size chart
⚖️ 180 g/m² fabric thickness
🎨 OEKO-TEX certified colors
🔥 Printed on demand
🥾 For adventures & everyday wear
👀 Image note: Sleeves are not sewn, just rolled up
*except for Sportgrey (90% cotton, 10% polyester), Ashgrey (99% cotton, 1% polyester), Heather colors (50% cotton, 50% polyester)
NOTE: Due to different monitor settings, displayed colors may vary.
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Care instructions
🧼 Wash at 30 °C
🔄 Turn shirt inside out
🚫 Do not bleach
🌬️ Air dry instead of tumble dry
🔥 Iron inside out only – never directly over the print
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Times
Production: 1–5 business days
Delivery Time: 2–5 business days
Please note: We only deliver to residential addresses. Delivery to packing stations is unfortunately not possible.
Shipping costs are €3.90.
Orders over €45 ship free of charge
Returns & Exchanges
Doesn't fit as expected? You can exchange your shirt within 30 days.
Did you receive a wrong or damaged item?
Don't worry: In this case, we will of course replace the item free of charge.
Otherwise:
Return Period: 14 days
Exchange Period: 30 days
You bear the costs for the return shipment. We recommend that you send the package insured and with a tracking number so that you can track the status of your return at any time.
Know that feeling when the after-work spritz is already in hand before the day's technically over? That's the exact look on our chicken's face, cocktail in wing, deadpan as ever, while the caption says what's going through its head: "now goes the post off," a deliberately literal, word-for-word English rendering of the German phrase "jetzt geht die Post ab" (loosely, "now things really get going"). The joke only works because it's translated wrong on purpose, full-blown Denglish, and that's exactly what makes it so ridiculous. Made for anyone who doesn't take themselves too seriously, enjoys a good drink, and appreciates humor that clicks a beat later. Whether it's a gift for the after-work crowd, the next garden party, or whoever always drops the worst puns in the group chat, this unisex t-shirt hits the mark. And like every Pine & River shirt, this one's only printed once you order it, no overproduction, and with every order we plant a tree. Put it on, grab a glass, and let the post go off. 🐔🍹
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