No Means No Highland Cow Coffee Unisex T-Shirt
Incl. VAT plus shipping
Fits true to size to loose
Noch €45,00 bis zum kostenlosen Versand!
PREMIUM T-SHIRT
Freshly printed for you 🌿
🌿 100% robust cotton*
👕 Loose, straight unisex fit
👉 Best to compare with your favorite shirt using the size chart
⚖️ 180 g/m² fabric thickness
🎨 OEKO-TEX certified colors
🔥 Printed on demand
🥾 For adventures & everyday wear
👀 Image note: Sleeves are not sewn, just rolled up
*except for Sportgrey (90% cotton, 10% polyester), Ashgrey (99% cotton, 1% polyester), Heather colors (50% cotton, 50% polyester)
NOTE: Due to different monitor settings, displayed colors may vary.
Size
Care instructions
🧼 Wash at 30 °C
🔄 Turn shirt inside out
🚫 Do not bleach
🌬️ Air dry instead of tumble dry
🔥 Iron inside out only – never directly over the print
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Times
Production: 1–5 business days
Delivery Time: 2–5 business days
Please note: We only deliver to residential addresses. Delivery to packing stations is unfortunately not possible.
Shipping costs are €3.90.
Orders over €45 ship free of charge
Returns & Exchanges
Doesn't fit as expected? You can exchange your shirt within 30 days.
Did you receive a wrong or damaged item?
Don't worry: In this case, we will of course replace the item free of charge.
Otherwise:
Return Period: 14 days
Exchange Period: 30 days
You bear the costs for the return shipment. We recommend that you send the package insured and with a tracking number so that you can track the status of your return at any time.
Before the first coffee you are not a conversation partner, you are a hazard. Anyone who speaks to you in the morning gets a grunt at best – and this highland cow wears that state of mind for you: shaggy fringe, horns, narrowed eyes and a steaming mug that clearly has not kicked in yet. "No means no" sits underneath, and it refers to everything brought to you before nine: meetings, questions, cheerfulness. Nothing personal, just a very clear list of priorities with the mug at the top. Drawn in fine hatching down to every strand of hair, so the grumpiness still lands from two metres away. This coffee t-shirt is for people who hate mornings, early-shift survivors and anyone who treats the first cup as a basic right. As a gift for coffee drinkers with a short fuse it lands pretty precisely. Your unisex t-shirt is only printed once you order, no warehouse, no mass production. And for every order we plant a tree. ☕
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