Raccoon Adulting is a Scam Unisex T-Shirt
Schwarz / S
€26,95
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Raccoon Adulting is a Scam Unisex T-Shirt
€26,95
Incl. VAT plus shipping
Fits true to size to loose
Noch €45,00 bis zum kostenlosen Versand!
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Freshly printed for you 🌿
🌿 100% robust cotton*
👕 Loose, straight unisex fit
👉 Best to compare with your favorite shirt using the size chart
⚖️ 180 g/m² fabric thickness
🎨 OEKO-TEX certified colors
🔥 Printed on demand
🥾 For adventures & everyday wear
👀 Image note: Sleeves are not sewn, just rolled up
*except for Sportgrey (90% cotton, 10% polyester), Ashgrey (99% cotton, 1% polyester), Heather colors (50% cotton, 50% polyester)
NOTE: Due to different monitor settings, displayed colors may vary.
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Care instructions
🧼 Wash at 30 °C
🔄 Turn shirt inside out
🚫 Do not bleach
🌬️ Air dry instead of tumble dry
🔥 Iron inside out only – never directly over the print
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Times
Production: 1–5 business days
Delivery Time: 2–5 business days
Please note: We only deliver to residential addresses. Delivery to packing stations is unfortunately not possible.
Shipping costs are €3.90.
Orders over €45 ship free of charge
Returns & Exchanges
Doesn't fit as expected? You can exchange your shirt within 30 days.
Did you receive a wrong or damaged item?
Don't worry: In this case, we will of course replace the item free of charge.
Otherwise:
Return Period: 14 days
Exchange Period: 30 days
You bear the costs for the return shipment. We recommend that you send the package insured and with a tracking number so that you can track the status of your return at any time.
You know that moment when the taxes are waiting, the fridge is empty, and you find yourself wondering who exactly decided you had to handle all of this by yourself. This raccoon t-shirt captures that feeling perfectly: a raccoon, casually wearing sunglasses, looking like it checked out of adulthood a long time ago. Above it, the line you've probably thought a hundred times: "Adulting is a scam" — and underneath, dry as can be: "I did not agree to this." Not a design for perfect days, but for anyone who takes everyday life with a solid dose of sarcasm. For friends with gallows humor, anyone stuck in life's rush hour, or just yourself when the day is asking for too much, this unisex t-shirt is basically therapy you can wear. Like every Pine & River shirt: printed only once you order it, no stockpiles, no mass production — and with every purchase, we plant a tree together. Put it on and wear your protest in style.
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