The Early Bird Can Bite Me Unisex T-Shirt
Incl. VAT plus shipping
Fits true to size to loose
Noch €45,00 bis zum kostenlosen Versand!
PREMIUM T-SHIRT
Freshly printed for you 🌿
🌿 100% robust cotton*
👕 Loose, straight unisex fit
👉 Best to compare with your favorite shirt using the size chart
⚖️ 180 g/m² fabric thickness
🎨 OEKO-TEX certified colors
🔥 Printed on demand
🥾 For adventures & everyday wear
👀 Image note: Sleeves are not sewn, just rolled up
*except for Sportgrey (90% cotton, 10% polyester), Ashgrey (99% cotton, 1% polyester), Heather colors (50% cotton, 50% polyester)
NOTE: Due to different monitor settings, displayed colors may vary.
Size
Care instructions
🧼 Wash at 30 °C
🔄 Turn shirt inside out
🚫 Do not bleach
🌬️ Air dry instead of tumble dry
🔥 Iron inside out only – never directly over the print
Shipping & Returns
Shipping Times
Production: 1–5 business days
Delivery Time: 2–5 business days
Please note: We only deliver to residential addresses. Delivery to packing stations is unfortunately not possible.
Shipping costs are €3.90.
Orders over €45 ship free of charge
Returns & Exchanges
Doesn't fit as expected? You can exchange your shirt within 30 days.
Did you receive a wrong or damaged item?
Don't worry: In this case, we will of course replace the item free of charge.
Otherwise:
Return Period: 14 days
Exchange Period: 30 days
You bear the costs for the return shipment. We recommend that you send the package insured and with a tracking number so that you can track the status of your return at any time.
Know that feeling when the alarm goes off and your first thought is definitely not "good morning"? That's exactly the feeling behind our grumpy pigeon clutching a coffee mug: the early bird can bite me. That old saying about the hardworking early riser clearly never got tested on a morning without coffee — around here, caffeine comes strictly before conversation. This isn't a design for morning people, it's for every proud night owl who only shows their best self after the first cup. Whether it's for the office, the shared kitchen, or a gift for the notorious late riser in your life — this unisex t-shirt says in one line what a lot of us are just thinking before 9am. Like every Pine & River shirt, this one only gets printed once you order it, no warehouse stock, and with every order, we plant a tree together — though our pigeon would probably need a second coffee to handle that. Put it on if you're not fit for conversation until after that first sip. ☕🐦
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